All the bottom three options.
All the bottom three options.
No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
Props go to the one and only, Proxy, for the signature.
>Fire eleven times
>Bring back one eleventh of what we managed to kill
Also, I'm with DarkBahamut. All three look reasonable. We can wait to ford it until we've looked around a bit.
streme Wheelie
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Visit the fort. Open any pots, cupboards and treasure chests you find. Then leave.
Final Fantasy style haha. Walk into peoples' houses and take their stuff and just leave.Originally Posted by Jiro
No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
Props go to the one and only, Proxy, for the signature.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
You know it brother
Smells burnt.
We walked into the fort and found this guy:
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Yes that's right bro, go on and walk the 200 miles back by yourself.Wuss.
Now then, do we want to stock up on any supplies or anything while we're here? We have about $12.
pardon?
So long
buy 13 bullets.
buy prostitute for $2
Have her go earn $50, keep 40, she gets 10.
buy more prostitutes.
rinse, repeat.
eventually a large city like las vegas will form around your pimp town, rule the city, expand over the next 600 years to having a 30% stake in the national annual budget, threaten to cut off the government unless you are given the entire state of new york, Sell new york to Northern Mexico (canada having been conquered by first Japan in 2137 and then mexico in 2380) for $100,000,000,000,000.99, buy small island country in the pacific ocean, begin building metropolis, name it whore island. everyone comes to island, island expands and grows for 200 years. Buy Japan and Madagascar, Make them themed whore islands, one with only asians, and one with only every other race and kinky things, continue to take in revinue for 300 years. Purchase siberia for $12, use magnetic pulses to heat up Siberia and wait 300 years for it to become a tropical paradise, create new nation. Over the next 1000 years por all extra revenue into creating a quantum teleporter. Teleport to equestria. Profit. Don't get cholera.
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You know, I think HC is on to something. I think you should do that.
Only if HypoCactuar is the prostitute.
No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
Props go to the one and only, Proxy, for the signature.
With a pretty face like that, he has to be.
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
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Your johnnycakes*
streme Wheelie
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I knew there was a reason we brought him with us. Brilliant. I say we just keep hiking and killing animals for delicious meat.
Feeling rejuvenated, Jiro headed out into the perilous wilderness in search of wild game. Unfortunately he came across the wrong type of critter.
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