GENERAL MOTORS IT!
GENERAL MOTORS IT!
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Everybody's been fording and caulking so far. You guys should try new things. Check who's around EVERYWHERE. Or wait/rest. Maybe some fun natives will show up!![]()
Let's check who's around and use them to test just how dangerous this river is before fording it.
Let's stand around. Ain't no grubbing ferryman goin' be taking my dollar bill yo. smurf that. Let's use the natives at every chance, they owe us! We gave them pox riddled blankets and everything!
We brought them civilisation at the expense of liberty, health and life. You're welcome, Indians.
Stand around and check.
Okay, by popular demand, let's take a look around and see who's here.
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Okay, some sort of mountain man guy. That's not too bad, right? He'll know the lay of the land and stuff, right?
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Is... is that a threat? And does he have a gun?
We might want to back away slowly.
Kill him, then go search for other people. Kill everybody you see. Kill the people who are demanding a toll. Then rope all the bodies together and use them as a makeshift ferry.
Check the bridge for trolls. If Psychotic is no where to be found, cross freely.
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Let's rob the toll station.
No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
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My friends, you sadly cannot rob or kill anyone in this game. Other than your own party members. From diseases and "accidental" hunting accidents.
Shall we ford or ferry?
ford!
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Would ford, but didn't go well for us recently. FERRY.
No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
Props go to the one and only, Proxy, for the signature.