Caulk!
Just pay the toll. It's only a buck. We'll steal some cashmoney at another point.
Young Money. Cash Money. WEEZY F BAAAABY....(what am I doing with my life)
No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
Props go to the one and only, Proxy, for the signature.
Do we still have my chicken? If it's still alive, ford the river. If the last river killed it, pay the toll.
Majority said toll, so toll it is!
Feels great to be down to like $9. Hopefully we can wrangle up some more cash somehow if we need it.
Anyways, here we are at the next river. This bugger's four feet deep.
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See whose around. then ford it.
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It's either that or the 4th option and I don't like that word.
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COCK IT.
No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
Props go to the one and only, Proxy, for the signature.
Ditch the wagons, continue on foot. It's just been slowing us down anyway!
(Caulk it. If trout goes wrong, we can simply sail downstream a ways.)
Opting to caulk it like it's hot. This shouldn't be too difficult; we'll just float across the river nice and gently. In fact, we'll float right into this rock here. That's a great idea. Right guys? Right?
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...right?
Okay, okay, so we lost a bunch of stuff. Again. But nobody died! So that's okay.
Our oxen aren't very happy, though. Running into a rock is very exhausting.
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Why our oxen look like horses, I have no idea.
MAKE THE FUN DOUBLE
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