Dear past self....

[Tigmafuzz]

3. choose charmander instead

For when you want to play the game in hard mode. smurf yeah.

[NorthernChaosGod]

6. stay in med school

[Sephex]

3. choose charmander instead

For when you want to play the game in hard mode. smurf yeah.

While I agree the game is harder when you do this, I never got why people acted like you had a death sentence when you picked Charmander. I never had any trouble when I picked him. STEP YOUR GAME UP, FOOLS!!

[Bubba]

3. choose charmander instead

For when you want to play the game in hard mode. smurf yeah.

While I agree the game is harder when you do this, I never got why people acted like you had a death sentence when you picked Charmander. I never had any trouble when I picked him. STEP YOUR GAME UP, FOOLS!!

Damn straight. Just level yourselves up a Butterfree from the woods before you fight Brock.

Problem solved.

[Hollycat]

3. choose charmander instead

For when you want to play the game in hard mode. smurf yeah.

While I agree the game is harder when you do this, I never got why people acted like you had a death sentence when you picked Charmander. I never had any trouble when I picked him. STEP YOUR GAME UP, FOOLS!!

Damn straight. Just level yourselves up a Butterfree from the woods before you fight Brock.

Problem solved.

I actually found the game to be easiest with charmander, and hardest with venasaur

[GhandiOwnsYou]

1. That girl you're going to date in 9th grade? Don't break up with her. You get back together with her after a year of dry spell and end up marrying her anyway.
2. When riding motorcycles, REAL LEATHER jacket. Picking melted poly out of you arm hurts.
3. Maybe get in shape BEFORE basic training.
4. Oh yeah, stop laughing and making fun of recruiters. He who laughs last...
5. ...Then again, save up for college. Your parents paying for that? Yeah, they went to Hawaii for a second honeymoon six months before your freshmen year was SUPPOSED to start.
6. But then you'll miss out on that year of Zero responsibility between high school and army, where all you'll do is get drunk on the overnight shift at work and party real real hard. Your call Brony.
7. ...Yeah, you might not want to make fun of Bronies before watching the show too.

[Trumpet Thief]

I would definitely tell my past self to invest in Apple or something, despite the fact that I wouldn't know how the stock market worked as a kid.

I would also bring up every big event that is supposed to happen from 2000-2012, in order to become famous as some sort of prophecy-bearer, unless me knowing changes the course of all of them in the first place.

Also, I'd tell little me to work hard in elementary school. My Grade 2 results haven't fared well at job interviews

[Pike]

3. choose charmander instead

For when you want to play the game in hard mode. smurf yeah.

While I agree the game is harder when you do this, I never got why people acted like you had a death sentence when you picked Charmander. I never had any trouble when I picked him. STEP YOUR GAME UP, FOOLS!!

Damn straight. Just level yourselves up a Butterfree from the woods before you fight Brock.

Problem solved.

I'm replaying Pokemon FireRed right now with Charmander and I caught a Mankey pretty early in the game. It messes Brock up like heck. I've also got a Pikachu for Misty.

[Bubba]

3. choose charmander instead

For when you want to play the game in hard mode. smurf yeah.

While I agree the game is harder when you do this, I never got why people acted like you had a death sentence when you picked Charmander. I never had any trouble when I picked him. STEP YOUR GAME UP, FOOLS!!

Damn straight. Just level yourselves up a Butterfree from the woods before you fight Brock.

Problem solved.

I'm replaying Pokemon FireRed right now with Charmander and I caught a Mankey pretty early in the game. It messes Brock up like heck. I've also got a Pikachu for Misty.

I am so in the mood for Pokemon right now... I seem to remember Pikachu being pretty rare in Red? I scoured those woods for a while.

He'll definitely kick Misty's arse as well...

[Quindiana Jones]

I used to just level up Charmander and use Ember on Brock, then get a Bellsprout for Misty. Those were the days.

[Hollycat]

Okay, I'm sorry for derailing the thread. Back on topic

I wish I could pass all my knowledge to my past self and be a prodigy

[fire_of_avalon]

1) Wear tighter pants to your lit class in Spring 2008. Or maybe it was Fall 2007. The one with the hot lecturer.

2) Just do college right. God you moron.

[Jiro]

Just wear tight pants in general, past foa.

[Hollycat]

Just wear spats in general, past foa.

[Tigmafuzz]

Just wear tight pants in general, past foa.