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    I get the feeling that a lot of people have heard this one, but it's one of my favorites, so...

    What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

    On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hambone View Post
    I get the feeling that a lot of people have heard this one, but it's one of my favorites, so...

    What's the difference between a Hummer and a porcupine?

    On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
    Fixed that for you. Friend of mine drives a BMW. Best friend (and overall person) I've ever known.
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    The bartender goes "I'm sorry, we don't serve people who travel faster than the speed of light here."
    A man walks into a bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rantz View Post
    The bartender goes "I'm sorry, we don't serve people who travel faster than the speed of light here."
    A man walks into a bar.
    Haha, I've got one like that.

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    I'm pretty sure Rantz got that joke by way of my friend, iirc. I need to remember it more often so I can claim the credit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rantz View Post
    The bartender goes "I'm sorry, we don't serve people who travel faster than the speed of light here."
    A man walks into a bar.
    I remember hearing a very similar joke about a neutrino, but I'm way too stupid to remember it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuchulainn View Post
    What I really want to know is why you had this picture saved in the first place

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    Oh, Pike. Pike Pike Pike. You always have pictures of Steve backed up, just in case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
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    What I really want to know is why you had this picture saved in the first place
    It's one of his facebook profile pictures. To be honest I was spoilt for choice. I can't look at a single picture of him without 'Big Pimpin' by Jay'Z playing in my head. Why that? Well in a thread in Lounge about music that defines you, he said that was the track that defined him. When I look at the picture of him in shades & leathers & staring off to the side, Jay Z starts & it amuses me for a good 5 to 10 minutes.

    Do'nt hate the player, hate the game pike....hate. the. game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth View Post
    Oh, Pike. Pike Pike Pike. You always have pictures of Steve backed up, just in case.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cuchulainn View Post
    It's one of his facebook profile pictures. To be honest I was spoilt for choice. I can't look at a single picture of him without 'Big Pimpin' by Jay'Z playing in my head. Why that? Well in a thread in Lounge about music that defines you, he said that was the track that defined him. When I look at the picture of him in shades & leathers & staring off to the side, Jay Z starts & it amuses me for a good 5 to 10 minutes.

    Do'nt hate the player, hate the game pike....hate. the. game.
    ... okay, these are both good reasons. Cuch's reason, especially. I retract my statement!

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