I don't have a lot to say to you.
The one in the top middle looks like a car salesman.
I do not want this. You know they're still sharks, but now you're getting your thigh bitten in half by a goofy shark. It's painful and embarrassing. You can't even tell the cool story of how you survived a shark attack anymore, because your friends will look at you with that, "Really, you got attacked by a shark?" expression.
It's like going on a safari and then getting chased down and mauled by the cheetah that has asthma, or the lioness with the dark sunglasses and a cane.
I agree with your coded title though and respond in kind :
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Doug, why are you posting the same trout in different threads? I don't want to click on them. You aren't inviting me.
This is not a spam thread. I don't believe in them.
I like Kung-Fu.