Things you wish you could like, but just don't.

[Hollycat]

Ghost peppers. I so desperately wanted to be a tough guy and eat a whole one. It put me out of commission for a full day.

I smurfing love ghost peppers. The trick to not letting them completely destroy your mouth and stomach (and everything in between) is to eat a few bananas beforehand. It'll still burn a little, but it won't be too bad. I used to eat habanero raw as a kid.

Habanero is doable, hurts, but doable.

Next time I'll try bananas, but if I die I'm haunting you.