I was born so out of wedlock, my parents got married when I was like 15 or something. And my parents were 16 (mom) and 17 (dad) when I was popped out, so I am living proof that teen pregnancy is a bad idea! Also being as this was Belfast the nurses were all very nasty and judgmental towards my mom because of the whole out-of-wedlock/underaged thing.

My mom is about 5'2" today, so I don't know if she'd even topped five feet when I was born. I was huge. She mad!