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I was a beast of a baby and was cut out of my mother.
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My mum had to have a C-section because my head was too big to fit through her vaginal canals.

True story.
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My mum had to have a C-section because my head was too big to fit through her vaginal canals.

True story.
Similarly, my head was too big for my mom's vagina... so they gave her an episiotomy (a surgical cut in the muscular area between the vagina and the anus). Without any pain killers.
*snip*

EDIT: Not acceptable for EoFF. -Murder