That awkward moment when______.

[Tigmafuzz]

That awkward moment when your pants end up ripping in between the legs while you are at a big gathering and not able to get a pair till you get home.

Yes.

yep you were there when it happened

Maybe you were just making sexy time pants to wear for Justin?

haha.. Not that time.. actually it happened on a roller coaster not sure how it happened but it is kinda funny.

Invest in skirts. Lots and lots of skirts.

[Sylvie]

That awkward moment when you're selling someone a hat and she asks for a military discount and you say no but then she says she's the wife of someone in the military and you still say no but then she says she's actually a widow of someone in the military and you can think of nothing acceptable to say but then she tells you to Google his name is millions-of-results common but you can't say that so you tell her to have a good day but then a few seconds later she comes back with photos of an ice cube from her daughter's soda cup at the IHOP that has the Virgin Mary frozen inside and she asks if I think that means there will be justice for her husband because she thinks so and you say totally and omg finally another customer needs help and she goes away.

That sounds hilarious.

I guess this is relevant: I was at Goodwill and there was some bitch coupling of a daughter and mother and they were looking at bras/underwear. I walked over and began to look at the underwear. They became noticeably discomforted. I worked my way quickly around the circular display of lingerie until I was right next to the mother. She whispered something to her daughter, looked at me in disgust, and walked away quickly. I couldn't help but start laughing. It was a good day, because I found a great pair of boy-shorts (wearing them now) and a black lingerie onesie. I also found Spooky by Lush on cassette for 50 cents.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

That awkward moment when your pants end up ripping in between the legs while you are at a big gathering and not able to get a pair till you get home.

Yes.

yep you were there when it happened

Maybe you were just making sexy time pants to wear for Justin?

haha.. Not that time.. actually it happened on a roller coaster not sure how it happened but it is kinda funny.

Invest in skirts. Lots and lots of skirts.

Im not one to really wear skirts just not my thing.

[Baloki]

That awkward moment when you forget to tell your dorm mate that you're on video chat with your boyfriend and she starts chan...

Oh...

Well this is awkward...

[Sephex]

That awkward moment when your pants end up ripping in between the legs while you are at a big gathering and not able to get a pair till you get home.

Yes.

yep you were there when it happened

Maybe you were just making sexy time pants to wear for Justin?

haha.. Not that time.. actually it happened on a roller coaster not sure how it happened but it is kinda funny.

Invest in skirts. Lots and lots of skirts.

Im not one to really wear skirts just not my thing.

NOT ENOUGH QUOTE BOXES.

I would like it if you wore a skirt. All of you.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

Nope.. sorry not gonna happen.

[Sephex]

Nope.. sorry not gonna happen.

YES IT WILL THE BIBLE SAYS YOU HAVE TO WEAR A SKIRT:

Justin 6:66.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

Nope.. sorry not gonna happen.

YES IT WILL THE BIBLE SAYS YOU HAVE TO WEAR A SKIRT:

Justin 6:66.

NOPE

[Sylvie]

I already wear skirts, Justin.

[Tigmafuzz]

I would like it if you wore a skirt. All of you.

I, uh... I don't know about that.

I already wear skirts, Justin.

Wear shorter ones and scare children on the bus :<3:

[Sylvie]

Already did that in high school plenty of times.

[escobert]

That awkward moment when you're sitting in the car with your ex who wants to get back together with you and you have to tell her that you in no way shape or form want to get back together with her.
and ontop of that it was like 398572893573285 degrees in my friggen car today

[Quindiana Jones]

He then crashed the car.

[Sylvie]

And the ex-girlfriend problem was taken care of.

[Jiro]

Skirts are kind of neat. Don't be afraid of 'em Fuzzy T. You feel exposed but you get used to it.

Also that awkward moment when you go to shake hands with someone and then realise they have a broken hand/arm and you feel all weird and then shake their left hand instead and it just kind of doesn't work and you're both left feeling awkward.

Also: failed high fives. Every time it happens I feel like I want to die.