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Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
When you apparently fart as loud as possible in your sleep and your girlfriend endlessly makes fun of you for boarding the poot poot train the next day.
Omg, Shelly is so awesome. I want to be friends with her.
But if I fart when I am awake, it's gross! WHY IS IT OKAY WHEN I AM SLEEPING?!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!
It's not my fault that your farts make the bed vibrate violently so of course im going to make fun of you for that.