Okay, a poll inspired by Fuzakeru, and I hope she doesn't mind if I make this thread. She made a post on Facebook asking this...
So what would it be, EoFF?
 
			
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				I don't think farting is meant to have emissions.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				I want to burp confetti so more people can see it. If you fart glitter it just ends up all over the inside of your pants, and that's no fun.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				I would terrify/mesmerise animals with my glittery buns.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				I don't understand the ones who would rather fart glitter. That stuff would get all over your underpants and it's unpleasant enough to get glitter off other clothing!
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				If I could fart glitter, I wouldn't need to wear underpants. Just check on a sock and paint the town red!
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
			
			 
					
				
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Does burping confetti extend to sneezing it as well?
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				I'm farting glitter, not troutting myself.
 
 
					
				They could go hand in hand, you know.
 
			
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				Like I said before: I didn't think there were emissions when you farted.