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    Okay, a poll inspired by Fuzakeru, and I hope she doesn't mind if I make this thread. She made a post on Facebook asking this...



    So what would it be, EoFF?

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    Fart glitter. Because those paper things in confetti taste gross. No one would really know you were farting glitter as long as you were wearing pants.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    I don't think farting is meant to have emissions.

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    I want to burp confetti so more people can see it. If you fart glitter it just ends up all over the inside of your pants, and that's no fun.

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    I would terrify/mesmerise animals with my glittery buns.

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    I don't understand the ones who would rather fart glitter. That stuff would get all over your underpants and it's unpleasant enough to get glitter off other clothing!



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    If I could fart glitter, I wouldn't need to wear underpants. Just check on a sock and paint the town red!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth View Post
    If I could fart glitter, I wouldn't need to wear underpants. Just check on a sock and paint the town red!
    You mean brown.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth View Post
    If I could fart glitter, I wouldn't need to wear underpants. Just check on a sock and paint the town red!
    You mean brown.
    Yeah! It's a serious problem when it's red. You should see Ke$ha, she knows all about glitter problems.



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    Does burping confetti extend to sneezing it as well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    Fart glitter. Because those paper things in confetti taste gross. No one would really know you were farting glitter as long as you were wearing pants.
    Come on now, lady. What if you're wearing a skirt, or a dress? EVERYONE WOULD KNOW but girls don't fast so I guess it's not a problem

    Burp confetti, because it would be like always having a party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReloadPsi View Post
    Does burping confetti extend to sneezing it as well?
    No, unless you can burp while sneezing.

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    I'm farting glitter, not troutting myself.

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    They could go hand in hand, you know.

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    Like I said before: I didn't think there were emissions when you farted.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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