Insults that have gone wrong but became funny at the end.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

I have a friend who constantly tries to insult me but it always fails on his part anyway one of my favorite insults he attempted to do was when i dyed my hair red at one point and he said this to me...

"Don't go set off the fire alarms with your hair fire head" I found that to be one of the funniest things ever and to be a smart ass i made an email/sn with the name of fire head in it. So in a way it back fired on him and yet we both still laugh at this till this day.

What about you?

[ReloadPsi]

One of my friends is amazing at this in general. I think it's either his delivery or how over the top his insults actually are. Probably the latter because he's insulted me by email on a few occasions and gotten really pissed that I was more amused than offended.

[Shorty]

I tried to text to my sister once that she was being a dick. Instead I typed "dock."

[Quindiana Jones]

My friend and I aggressively insult each other when in each other's company. It's great fun.

[jimmy45]

hahahahahahaha./././../

[Jiro]

[Pike]

[Psychotic]

Quin: (On Jurassic Park) I like the bit where the T-Rex comes in and saves them.
Iceglow: Your mum got saved by a T-Rex while your dad molested you

[Quindiana Jones]

Don't forget the dramatic pause!

Probably the best insult I've heard in my life. I'm laughing just thinking about it. xD

[Jiro]

That dramatic pause would have been absolutely perfect. The subsequent line was just amazing. Poor Quin.

[Quindiana Jones]

It wasn't so much a dramatic pause, now that I think back. It was more a pause of realisation. Paul, Dan and I spent a good ten minutes in an absolutely state laughing.

[Jiro]

The T Rex and the parental molestation seem really jarring in a hilarious way.

[Quindiana Jones]

For all his pomp, Steve really does have the best insults.

[G13]

He's simply the best at being simply the worst.

[Jiro]

He's simply the bwerst