One night, while I was sleeping, I was visited by a glowing presence. He told me how I should live my life, and treat others. He told me he was the great noodle, and touched me. He taught me that I should live with respect unless they do not believe in his noodleness in which case I should smite them in a great fire.
Yes you can say I've seen acts of god. I'm also starting a religion based on these acts. First 100 members get a free t-shirt and are spared from eternal damnation.