My boyfriend is a grown man

[Sephex]

I'm jealous. My boyfriend is still in his processing tank, about 80% grown. Still doesn't have toes yet.

Sounds like something strange is afoot, as per usual with you, sir.

[fire_of_avalon]

Since I reached adulthood at eight years-old I don't have to prove nothin to nobody.

[Jowy]

shaving, buying beer, paying taxes, working overtime every week.

being a grown-up is whack.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Apparently, as an adult, I write my own music and can do impersonations for a living.

[Tigmafuzz]

I irresponsibly drink at times to handle stress.

I switch between acting like I am 15 and acting like I am 40 with no middle ground.

Choose not to spend my money of clothes and fun things so I can pay bills.

Since I reached adulthood at eight years-old I don't have to prove nothin to nobody.

These things.

I'm jealous. My boyfriend is still in his processing tank, about 80% grown. Still doesn't have toes yet.

wut

[Faris]

I finally got my first pair of shoes with laces! No more velcrow shoes for me! Next I will learn to tie them!

[Breine]

I've realized that I'm gonna be a child forever - and I'm more than okay with that.

[Jiro]

Remembering to eat and bathe and clothe myself each day is pretty good going

[Shlup]

My husband cut a metal pole for me to hang my tomato plant from and fixed the air conditioning in my car.

[Citizen Bleys]

Nothing. I may be 32, but I am no adult. You know what I want to be when I grow up? Dead of old age.

[Quindiana Jones]

I finally got my first pair of shoes with laces! No more velcrow shoes for me! Next I will learn to tie them!

I recently bought a pair of Velcro shoes. Screw laces. Velcro is superior in every way.

[Jiro]

oh. I cut my hair. I look infinitely less like a hobo and more like a professional something or other.

[Quindiana Jones]

Professional street urchin.

[Faris]

>:O

I finally got my first pair of shoes with laces! No more velcrow shoes for me! Next I will learn to tie them!

I recently bought a pair of Velcro shoes. Screw laces. Velcro is superior in every way.

Yeah, well... I bet they don't light up when you walk! >:O

[Goldenboko]

I'm an adult. I don't want you're autographs. Phonies!