Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
I'm neither of these types. Also why do men take forever to poop? Just go in and gtfo. And stop clogging my toilet.
OMG, thank you! Every man I've been with ever takes forever to smurfing trout. What is it about male-female anatomy that men have to build a smurfing fort and hold it for an hour before they can eke out their business? I do not understand this about men!

You all sicken me.