This guy is a moron. First of all, I don't know what constipated bitches he's been dating, but girls go do their business more than guys do. We don't go once a week, because we have a normal time pooping.

He probably thought his girlfriends were just taking a piss, when they were really just pooping that fast.

There is something seriously wrong with men's sphincters.
It's almost as if he's joking.

Guys take awhile to poop because we aren't in any rush. Why bother rushing something as beautiful as a good poop? Take your phone, take a book, take a newspaper or your favorite handheld gaming device. It won't take that long, but you might as well enjoy it while it lasts.