Okay ladies...

[Goldenboko]

Poop time is the time for reading, catching up on the news, playing a game or two on your phone, and just plain ol' relaxing. Never trust a man who does a quick poop; it means something terrible has happened.

The best is when I poop at work and play temple run, I'm getting paid to play temple run. That's as close as I'll ever be to being a "professional gamer".

[Quindiana Jones]

Hell yes. Coffee breaks, lunch breaks, and half hour poo breaks!

[fire_of_avalon]

I've been with the same guy for eleven years; there's no need to be shy about my personal time. And anyone who denies weighing themselves before and after is a big fat liar.

I only do this if I expect a toilet-clutcher. Otherwise it's not going to be interesting enough to follow-up with the results.

I am not regular at all and lately I have angry bowels. I guess I need me some old-people yogurt.

[Quindiana Jones]

... angry bowels?

[Hollycat]

sorry to be a party pooper, but I'm closing this fecalphiliac thread right now, It is obviously a colonic underachiever.

[Jiro]

You don't have the authority! I have some pretty hardcore internal systems because I only go like three or four times a week.

[Hollycat]

RESPEC MAH AUTHORITY< I AM MERICAN!!!!TWO!
Poop is only slightly less nasty than vomit.

[Tigmafuzz]

...Daily? I go like twice a week. I never thought much of it because it's always been that way, whether I was starving or stuffing my face every five minutes. Maybe bodies adjust poop cycles depending not only on what you eat, but also on how often, and how much you eat?

RESPEC MAH AUTHORITY< I AM MERICAN!!!!TWO!
Poop is only slightly less nasty than vomit.

I so very strongly disagree.

[G13]

This video is obviously a lie, girls don't poop.

[Shorty]

Eric gets it. Thank you, Eric.

[Pike]

My ex would take a shower immediately after pooping. Every time. Wtf.

[Quindiana Jones]

Unusual, but his arse must've smelled like a dream.

[Clo]

My ex would take a shower immediately after pooping. Every time. Wtf.

Yeah, that is.... weird.

[Pheesh]

He obviously wasn't confident in his wiping abilities.

[Jowy]

I knew a guy who always had to pop his shirt while he was on the toilet or absolutely nothing would go on. It was odd.

And yeah, I'm in the turbo-bathroom group with shockingly high regularity; Five minutes tops every six hours.