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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    Moths are a problem.

    Kill them all.
    I take comfort in the fact that they never show up in fridges or near computers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
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    If you made USA a crime free zone then problem solved, amirite? It works with gun free zones, iirc.
    wait what
    c'mon sarah.

    "crime free zone" is just as useful as "gun free zones" to stop the use of crime or guns or poverty or hunger. you cannot mandate safety. Everything is tenuous, dependent on power to enforce what the powerful can enforce.

    blah blah pg is talking ignore him.

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    True, but... how do you go about making a zone crime free? x_x

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    True, but... how do you go about making a zone crime free? x_x
    That's the point.

    You can't.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    Moths are a problem.

    Kill them all.
    I take comfort in the fact that they never show up in fridges or near computers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    True, but... how do you go about making a zone crime free? x_x
    That's the point.

    You can't.
    That was also my point.

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    Can I make the world a Democracy free zone?

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    Oh yeah? Well I'LL make the universe a zone free zone!

    Also, speaking of zones. Don't Kanye into his zone.

    http://www.kanyezone.com/

    EDIT: Following this thread's logic, Robotnik should have made a Sonic Free Zone in the video games so he would die right away.

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    Loud farts are a problem. Therefore we need surgically implant a noise dampener/air-freshener into everyones asshole. Taking a trout might become harder as this will become your asshole. This will make the world a loud smelly fart free zone!

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    people who chew with their mouth open need little mouth curtain headgear for restaurants
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    people who chew with their mouth open need little mouth curtain headgear for restaurants
    NO! Give them all Hannibal Lecter headgear instead.

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    How about we just remove their jaw so they can't chew at all!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    people who chew with their mouth open need little mouth curtain headgear for restaurants
    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    How about we just remove their jaw so they can't chew at all!?



    So THAT'S why he has the mask in the Nolan universe!

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    Kill useless humans. Ship them to areas suffering from a lack of food. Three birds, one stone.

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    My solution to all problems: I would kill everyone except PG and one female, because he clearly is most fit with the know how to lead the new civilization.

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