My boyfriend is a grown man

[Pumpkin]

As proof of this, he spent the morning singing about dry humping and making fun of my high-pitched voice and mild French-Canadian accent.

To prove that I'm a grown up, I made this thread.

What things do you do to prove your adultism?

[Peegee]

I can't tell if this thread is serious or not.

but today I dressed myself.

[Quindiana Jones]

I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

[Peegee]

I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

I blame your chav parents too.

[Slothy]

I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

Yup.

[Sephex]

I irresponsibly drink at times to handle stress.

[escobert]

Whatever I want whenever I want!

[Hollycat]

I switch between acting like I am 15 and acting like I am 40 with no middle ground.

[Pike]

I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

I work in a big box retail store and regret every decision that brought me here.

[Slothy]

I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

I work in a big box retail store and regret every decision that brought me here.

We should just all combine our talents to make video games all day.

Or just quit our jobs and play video games. Either works for me until the food runs out.

[Cuchulainn]

I help people to reverse into tricky parking places or out of side streets to a busy road.

[Clo]

Phew. I am so glad your boyfriend isn't a pubescent boy.

[Psychotic]

I'm jealous. My boyfriend is still in his processing tank, about 80% grown. Still doesn't have toes yet.

[Shorty]

I don't have anything of worth to prove my adultism.

[Jinx]

Choose not to spend my money of clothes and fun things so I can pay bills.