Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 3

[Goldenboko]

I have been told I have swag coming out my ovaries.

[Freya]

I plan on closing sign ups TONIGHT! So hopefully the first round will start tomorrow!

[Mercen-X]

"Growing up on the southside of C-A, poor, on welfare, always on the wrong side of town, you know, it was tough. I did my part. Did well in school, tried to make friends. I made mistakes too. Stole from liquor stores (remember those little football chocolates? Also took bottles of coke), lifted a nintendo cartridge from a "friend." I was a runner, a climber, a lawbreaker... I was on rooftops I shouldn't o'been, breaking windows meant to replace windows some other snot had broken. I once took a drag off a cigarette and nearly dropped a lung. Ah! Those were the days. I got my head busted open by a golf club by this one dumbass trying to smack tennis balls across a busy street. I never bled so much in my life. Never did again...

What was I talking about again?"
--X, excerpt from actual autobiography subject to change because I'm still growing and also because nobody knows who the hell I am. Peace

[Iceglow]

Where's my squire status?

[escobert]

You aren't allowed in.

And if gobo wins I'm never coming back to eoff EVAR

[Iceglow]

But that's not fair, I have a catchy slogan

[Goldenboko]

You aren't allowed in.

And if gobo wins I'm never coming back to eoff EVAR

All the pro-Goldenboko argument I need.

[Laddy]

I reckon you ought to put me in for the giggles.

As for a slogan;

Iceglow for CK, add another c and an o to that and it's what he'll drop in Psy's face!

Don't vote Iceglow; even his slogan is tl;dr.

[Agent Proto]

This is like having an EoFF elections but without the parties.

[Sephex]

So far Jiro's got my back, and I couldn't be more proud!

[Goldenboko]

So far Jiro's got my back, and I couldn't be more proud!

You don't know what it's like for Dakoda to have your back until you're running for you life, the enemy trying to gun you down, Husks breathing down your neck, Boston in darkness illuminated only by flames, and just as you trip, fall to the ground, and resign to your fate that this half-machine half-human freak is going to enjoy you as its meal only to see a sniper shot sever his head. Then you'll know man. Then you'll know.

[Quindiana Jones]

Hey everyone! This is your candidate for the Cid's Knight Competition 2012. Don't vote for the other guys! They'll just smurf you up the arse and shoot burning hate through your entire body. Vote for me, and I promise I won't be entirely like that!

Quin2012: Still better than an enema!

[Mercen-X]

All votes for me earn you fictional money to spend on lame EOFF favors. Also you're invited to my inauguration party in the Writer's Corner where I'll write out a party scenario detailing everything you do because, as a writer, I am God and you are my puppets.

Mercen-X: Because he puts the X in eXtremely eXtra seXy.

[Agent Proto]

You would need to rename yourself Mercen-XXX to fill up for extra X's.

[Quindiana Jones]

I also pledge to edit Iceglow's posts into list format and to keep the colonials from getting rowdy and speaking up.