You had at vanOriginally Posted by Shattered Dreamer
You had at van
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Did you accidentally a word or is "at van" a noun referring to something that I have never heard of before? Because I would like at van also.You had at van
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streme Wheelie
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Your ability to reference Hitler in every situation is absolutely sublime.
As an aside, Hypoallergenic Cactuar is actually stealing his EoFF Official Spammer title from me. I think you'll find I have the most posts this year. Although perhaps mine are better quality. Maybe. That's the only reason I can see for him maintaining that title. YOUR CHOICE
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
If you haven't noticed yet, Round one is up! GO MY PRETTIES!
I think I'm going pretty well although it means I've gotten little work done today.
Am I too late to add my slogan?
G13: Putting the angst back in gangsta.
Inactive moderators get on your nerves less.
~oddler
You know very well this title was appointed to me.Your ability to reference Hitler in every situation is absolutely sublime.
As an aside, Hypoallergenic Cactuar is actually stealing his EoFF Official Spammer title from me. I think you'll find I have the most posts this year. Although perhaps mine are better quality. Maybe. That's the only reason I can see for him maintaining that title. YOUR CHOICE
This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
I'm just jealous 'cause all I get is called EoFF's resident lunatic
Keep calling yourself that, maybe it'll stick.I'm just jealous 'cause all I get is called EoFF's resident lunatic
This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen
I thought Jiro was the Official Eizon Babe Magnet?
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Hey I'm EoFF's Star Player. I haven't figured out what I play that I'm a star at yet but it has a nice ring to it.
EDIT: Or Babe Magnet. That works too.
Does that make me the official "typical nerd guy who's into computer stuff and science and anime and has an Asian girlfriend and rarely leaves the house?"
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No. Be quiet.
ALL I GIVE YOU IS LOVE ;_;
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