Lather Me With Sunscreen

[Pike]

I wish I never got hit on. Don't really want the attention of all the creepz.

I live in a city and walk a lot, and it's impossible to walk anywhere without some asshole leaning out his car and revealing what a swell intelligent person he is.

This has never happened to me. One more bonus to looking and dressing like an autistic.

[Madame Adequate]

I'm going to assume your boyfriend hit on you at one point, unless it went down like a business transaction.

I carefully, and with the involvement of lawyers on both sides, negotiate times for affection and times for playing videogames with her.

[Pike]

I'm going to assume your boyfriend hit on you at one point, unless it went down like a business transaction.

I carefully, and with the involvement of lawyers on both sides, negotiate times for affection and times for playing videogames with her.

We have to do this because otherwise we end up lamenting how casual we are for not playing vidya when we cuddle. (SPOILER)No, really

[Jiro]

No, really. They do. It's smurfing weird.

[Quindiana Jones]

You people sicken me. I'm not sure if it's because that's so sweet or if I'm just plain ol' disgusted.

[Mercen-X]

I get hit on ridiculously often.

...But usually by gay guys

I wouldn't mind gay guys hitting on me. I get no attention from human beings in general.

Don't really want the attention of all the creepz.

Admittedly, I would also lament that predicament, but as I've said, other human beings ignore me.