Do not consume raw cookie dough

[Shorty]

I pull off the Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law labels on my mattresses. I don't even care.

Shorty, that made me laugh because as the consumer you are allowed to pull those off and I remember as a kid running to tell my mom and dad I had accidentally pulled it off and not to tell on me.

I thought that that was a legitimate crime for a long time when I was a kid. Because of this:

I also thought it was a legitimate crime! Those warning labels are intimidating.