I wonder which one does more damage to your car? I mean, bears seem all chubby and fluffy and absorbent, whereas meese are essentially a solid block of your-puny-automobiles-mean-nothing-to-me-ness. Mythbusters are probably not allowed to answer my question.

Also, I'm sure that everyone has done something along these lines:

"Matt was disqualified dequalified unqualified, oh son of a bitch, disqualified for setting wild dogs on the other players."