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    -1/4 neva  

    Every human on earth has gained imortality
    every human that is EXCEPT YOU!

    Consolations! You're not immortal. No, you don't have a choice. You will eventually die. You regenerate at your regular rate from all injuries. You feel the same levels of pain and your mental state will deteriorate naturally. Also, you will age. Are there any other things people generally use to pick holes in this sort of thing? No? Good.

    You must choose one other who will lose thier immortality to join you as the only other person to age and die under the rule of your new undying overlords. Who will it be?
    Last edited by blackmage_nuke; 08-17-2012 at 03:52 PM.
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    This is brilliant. An immortal society would function much differently to ours. I assume I would find the nearest serious criminal and grant them the ability to experience the fleetingness of life and know what it is to be human.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    This is brilliant. An immortal society would function much differently to ours.
    I imagine cars would become obsolete as the main mode of transport becomes being fired out of really powerful cannons.
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    Jiro, because we're in this together. He's not the type of person who would be a fair weather friend.

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    I would make sure to die as undignified as possible to make the immortals all uncomfortable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth View Post
    Jiro, because we're in this together. He's not the type of person who would be a fair weather friend.
    So sweet oh you

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    I would choose whoever discovered the secret to immortality and then proceeded to hand it out to everyone in the world except me. Hows that for irony?


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    Rantz. If I'm dying, he's going down with me!

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    Uh, Hitler's been dead a while, Tigz.


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    He was talking about Abraham Hitler, 36, living in Tennessee. That guy is a dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    Rantz. If I'm dying, he's going down with me!
    I have to make this mutual.

    Wait, no, I choose the antichrist.

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    Same person, isn't it?

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    I couldn't do this to someone else, it wouldn't be fair.
    Now, maybe we could clone Emma Watson and put my brain in her body, then I'd be an immortal Emma Watson clone. Awesome. (broke your logic)
    This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen

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