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Chapter VII: Another World


Yes, they do think that island is the whole planet

Having failed to find Galuf, our heroes pitch a tent and settle in for the night. Continuing with the previous trend, Faris has a disturbing confession


Good going as usual, Faris


Of course Tzepish controls the police




what kind of villain indeed


Oh, for smurf's sake


Now that is pure evil

Galuf to the rescue!



Well, that was an easy escape.

Better still, we now proceed to the best goddamn music in any FF game, ever



...where we meet...wait, what?


That is so racist

Tzepish then sends us flying by setting off an explosion centred around his own castle because that's how villains roll. Being unkillable, we land on a different continent, unscathed, and head off in the only direction that we're able to go, to find...


Yes. Yes it is.

Well, surely the next shiny thing on the world map will allow us to advance the plot!


Or it would if we could get at any of them


Of course, Tzepish.

No more shiny spots on the map accessible, I guess we'll just wander aimlessly forever. But hey wait, there's an area that you have to cross a specific square to reach. Surely that can't be plot-relevant, right?




...

So we drop into a pit in order to chase down and eat a sentient being. Perfectly in character for us!



Well, it worked! He led us straight to...


An entire village of delicious, delicious moogles. IT'S EPIC MEAL TIME!



w00t!

Of course, it's not like we're going to keep our word and spare them...not when we're this hungry!



But it seems Galuf's granddaughter has finally found us! A bit too late for the moogles, though.



Would you believe Galuf owns a frikkin' castle?

A whole frikkin' castle!

Tomorrow: I'll Think Of A Chapter Title Later