I was planning on Jiroing the forum to the best of my ability, given this new position, so I've requested people who I think are just in this Tournament for the fun of it. Or maybe I'm lying about that, and actually I've created a crack team of specialists and am prepared to commit all sorts of necessary evils to gain power?

Dun dun dun!

Also, I think they're called OysterCards because they flap open and closed like an oyster. I may have just made that up.