I saw a man have a heart attack and die in a McDonald's once. I don't know that he died right there in front of us but I read his obituary later. I should learn CPR.
I saw a man have a heart attack and die in a McDonald's once. I don't know that he died right there in front of us but I read his obituary later. I should learn CPR.
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Someone shouted abuse at me today. Then I stopped being confused and realised that it wasn't that uncommon.
That's horrible. D:Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
I thought McDonalds employees are supposed to know CPR or at least the manager. I thought this was a requirement for all fast food restaurants or at least it should be.
It should be, it isn't.That's horrible. D:
I thought McDonalds employees are supposed to know CPR or at least the manager. I thought this was a requirement for all fast food restaurants or at least it should be.
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I've got nothing that beats a random thumb. D:
I heard someone got their finger stuck in the embroidery machine at work the other day.
That is so funny yet random, trying to think of something I've seen recently... Erm does a guy overdosing on drugs at a street corner count? =o
That's fairly standard in Scotland, isn't it?
Was he River Phoenix?
Found out Shiny and Iceman are the same person. My world will never be the same. :leeza:
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
That's mental Shiny. A human thumb? Good lord.
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