Things don't really shock me these days. I keep my head level in all situations and react fairly quickly to the things going on around me. I'd be a little confused at first when seeing a thumb on the ground, but after thinking about it and deciding that I should probably call the police to come figure out what to do with it, I'd just grab it with the handkerchief I carry around and take it home and put it in a jar. Because having a human thumb would be awesome.
Originally Posted by
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
The other day I saw a guy waltz up to an iron fence and kick the dog on the other side.
And you didn't run towards him and slam his face into the fence repeatedly before throwing him into the yard with the dog he kicked? That seems like the only logical thing to do when you see someone kicking a dog for no reason.