Painful death by internal rotting

[carlon9]

Painful death by internal rotting

Bill refused, at first. He remembers being a parent too well; however, after a flashback, things changed. Salome questioned why, if he loved his children, he never turned them into vampires. Bill believed immortality to be a curse. After remembering the vision of his daughter dying a slow and painful death by internal rotting (gross), he seemed to have a change of heart. He drank! Was it strategy or did Bill really give into the fundamentalists

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This thread is now about strange deaths. - Shiny

[Quindiana Jones]

This is my favourite thread title ever.

[Tigmafuzz]

Bill refused, at first. He remembers being a parent too well; however, after a flashback, things changed. Salome questioned why, if he loved his children, he never turned them into vampires. Bill believed immortality to be a curse. After remembering the vision of his daughter dying a slow and painful death by internal rotting (gross), he seemed to have a change of heart. He drank! Was it strategy or did Bill really give into the fundamentalists

Ooh, tell me more.

[Raistlin]

Some bots are just disturbing. I'm concerned for our safety.

[Old Manus]

Okay, Sylvie, we know it's you.

[Tigmafuzz]

"You have 500 bricks on an airplane. You drop one. How many do you have?"

"499."

"What are the three steps to putting an elephant in the fridge?"

"Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door."

"What are the four steps to putting a deer in the fridge?"

"Uhh... oh! Open the door, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge."

"It's the Lion King's birthday, and he's having a party. All the animals in the forest are there except for one. Why?"

"...Because the deer is still in the fridge!"

"How can an old woman cross a swamp full of crocodiles?"

"...I don't know."

"She just walks through normally, because the crocodiles are all at the Lion King's birthday party."

"Oh, right."

"But the old woman dies anyway. Why?"

"...I have no idea."

"She got hit in the head by a brick that was dropped from an airplane."

What a gruesome way to go.

[Psychotic]

It was strategy, thanks for asking.

[Shorty]

Death by puppies has got to be the worst way to go.

[Raistlin]

That's right up there with death by snu-snu.

[Madonna]

Last year, there was huge uproar about a local high school student who died from internal rotting. Specifically, his brain. It turns out that smoking heroin actually causes perforations in one's brain matter, the holes grow, and your brain starts decomposing. In your head. While you are alive. Well, until you are not.

[Sephex]

I remember when some lawyer said that he knew that Michael Jackson would, "Wake up dead."

At least the autotune/songify the news guys had fun with it.

[Pike]

This is a great thread. A++++ would read again.

[Raistlin]

Last year, there was huge uproar about a local high school student who died from internal rotting. Specifically, his brain. It turns out that smoking heroin actually causes perforations in one's brain matter, the holes grow, and your brain starts decomposing. In your head. While you are alive. Well, until you are not.

That is both horrifying and incredibly fascinating. I've heard of flesh rotting due to a bad bacterial infection, but not within the brain.

Don't do drugs, kids.

[DMKA]

Oh lord, you had to remind me of that screwed up story. Curse you bot.

[Tigmafuzz]

Last year, there was huge uproar about a local high school student who died from internal rotting. Specifically, his brain. It turns out that smoking heroin actually causes perforations in one's brain matter, the holes grow, and your brain starts decomposing. In your head. While you are alive. Well, until you are not.

Meth does the same thing, although not as quickly or as severe. I had a friend who died as a result of heroin usage when I was younger. He had actually been sober for nearly two years, but he accidentally walked into a door and his brain literally just stopped working.