Are there still open UK meetups? OFFICIAL PJ AND DUNCAN FAN THREAD

[Jinx]

wtf we don't call them pay "packets" either

[Psychotic]

are you just refreshing this thread repeatedly until I reply?

[Iceglow]

I'll do that if you pull me an Estonian woman seeing as how you're always bragging about your ability with the foreign ladies.

Last time I pulled a very attractive Estonian woman (was spitting image of one of the mermaids in PoTC On Stranger Tides) you said you thought she was bloody ugly. So unless your taste in women dramatically improves I'm going to have a hard time doing this for you.

PS: for those of you who would take this council estate ruffian seriously, I have actually never bragged about my pay "packet" (we're not americans here son)

I see your council estate ruffian comment and raise you a slag heap. I might have lived in a council house growing up but I most certainly did not live on an estate of any sort I lived in a very quiet suburban avenue. If we're talking about the current residence? Well you have me at south london council estate but I'm private rent which is far superior to those council house ruffians... they can't afford private rent.

[Psychotic]

steve has never actually slept with an attractive woman

...now that i think about it, steve has never actually slept with a woman

[Quindiana Jones]

If we're talking about the current residence? Well you have me at south london council estate but I'm private rent which is far superior to those council house ruffians... they can't afford private rent.

Who's bragging about their pay now, eh?

[Baloki]

Manchester, Birmingham, London...

[Parker]

i second whoever voted we all go to lovely, lovely wales

[Bubba]

Wales is the arse end of the Earth.

Wales is what gets stuck in your arse hair when you have a trout.

[Quindiana Jones]

You live in Manchester.

[Iceglow]

steve has never actually slept with an attractive woman

...now that i think about it, steve has never actually slept with a woman

I beg to differ on the first count I personally found your mother to be a highly attractive woman. Yet even without counting her, there was Julie (yes she was a complete bitch but she was a hot bitch tbh), there was also Sarah (still not going to hear you say she is ugly mate. Not your type for sure but she's not an ugly girl)

As for the second count... I'm just going to laugh in your face at the prospect of me having never slept with a woman.

Also Quin I recently took a minor pay cut in terms of cash earnings to get a better job in terms of prospects moving forwards.

[Christmas]

Wales is the arse end of the Earth.

Wales is what gets stuck in your arse hair when you have a trout.

Poor Manus, poor poor manus. That explains a lot about his moldy anus.

[Jinx]

Sarah certainly wasn't "attractive."

[Jiro]

Does it matter? We're discussing a UK Meetup, not trying to debate whether or not Iceglow is a lady's man or whether the people he's dated are attractive or not. Why the smurf is it always about Iceglow? Let's get back to the more interesting topics.

[Psychotic]

Does it matter? We're discussing a UK Meetup, not trying to debate whether or not Iceglow is a lady's man or whether the people he's dated are attractive or not. Why the smurf is it always about Iceglow? Let's get back to the more interesting topics.

NO

STEVE

24/7

ALL DAY EVERY DAY

My votes, B, L, M.

With a 3, 2, 1 scoring system, we have, after me, Baloki and bubba voted:

Manchester: 7
Birmingham: 7
London: 4

Chip in, more of you!

[Iceglow]

With a 3,2,1 voting system I would say:

Top choice - London (guys, I know right!)
Second choice - Birmingham (we've been here, done this a fair few times it's also fairly even travel for most people)
Third choice - Manchester
Never Ever gonna happen - Swansea.