Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
Now I'm the king of South London, ooh
I worked for HMV
The waitress said "stop!"
When I did a huge plop
And that's what's bothering Steve

I wanna be a man, Eyes on
And have a night on the town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of poo dropping down

Oh, ooh bee doo
Don't wanna do a big poooooooo
All over you
Or in my shoe
It's truuuuuue!

You see it's truuuuuueeee
A guy like Steeeeeve
Can learn to be
Potty trained toooooooo!
well Paul has been wanting this to happen ever since he wrote his little ditty and said it was too hard for him to get through without laughing, so I had to put on my best steve-voice and bang one out for my boy. So here you go my good man:

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