I'm glad you agree.Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
I'm glad you agree.
Heineken. I've said it before and I'll say it again: They make Heineken by wringing the ball sweat out of an ogre's loincloth.
That attitude is generally shared by Canadians as well. I'm not sure what I'd consider the worst off the top of my head. Most of the bad ones I've had are quite generically bad. Nothing memorable about them aside from the fact that I'd never want to drink them ever again. Some Canadian beers are on my list of stuff I wouldn't bother with. Some fairly local stuff like Moose Light I'd rather go sober than drink, but I drink beer because I like it, not to get drunk. EDIT: Oh, Bleys just reminded me of Heineken. Those crazy germans: they can build cars, drums, and god knows what else, but Heineken is an assault on the senses.
Luckily there are some selections of fine imported beers at the liquor store, as well as some local stuff there and at the bars. One of the bars in town has more varieties of beer than I'll likely ever have the chance to try (their beer menu is literally about 7 or 8 pages long). There's also a lovely local brewery called Picaroon's which makes some absolutely delightful stuff.
I demand anyone that says American beer sucks to come visit me so I can take them to the best brewery ever.
I'll show you what that really tastes like when you visit.
It will be an honor to have beer with the most handsome man around here!! I wanna go!!
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I tried some Dead Guy Ale at the last bar I went to. Pretty damn good.
Heineken, Bud, Corona, Miller, and everything else in that category is piss.
It's not all American beer, just the bigger brewers that sell stuff out of the country as far as I know. I'm sure there's plenty of smaller brewers out their that actually employ people with taste buds.
Well the demand (or offer) still stands. I can never have too many excuses to go to my favorite brewery to drink.
streme Wheelie
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It's a perception shared by the entire world, folks: American beer is literally worse than drinking urine.
Always with the charms! :3I demand anyone that says American beer sucks to come visit me so I can take them to the best brewery ever.
I'll show you what that really tastes like when you visit.
I'm going to piss in a bottle and recap it then give you that when/if you don't like the actual beer.
All of them.
I think the worst lager I ever drank in astounding quantities considering how bad it is has got to be Samuel Smiths Alpine Lager. You can only really get it in Samuel Smiths bars in the UK and it's good for 2 things, de-greasing an engine block and making you wish you weren't so poor that Samuel Smiths was the only bar you could afford that night.
Generally speaking Samuel Smiths bars are cheaper in London than other pubs including most central london wetherspoons but the pubs come with some draw-backs, they only sell Samuel Smiths brewery products and well Samuel Smiths is trout. Everything they make is trout. Lager - trout, Ale - trout, Bitter - trout, Stout - trout, - spirits? = trout I wish I was kidding on that.
If we're moving away from Samuel Smiths then I'd say the worst tasting beer I've drunk would be Heineken, that and Grolsch give me an instant hangover due to certain chemicals in them.
A lotta beer h8 in this thread. Makes me allinside
But the worst beer I've had was an Icehouse; I think I was a sophomore in college. It's the only beer I've had that almost made me vomit from the taste. I also abhor Old Milwaukee, which in my mind is drank exclusively by creepy uncles nationwide.
Heineken is Dutch, not German
"American beer is like making love in a canoe: It's smurfing close to water" ~Eric Idle
Yeah, why is there so much beer hate in a thread about troutty beer?A lotta beer h8 in this thread. Makes me all
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