Dumb Things You Did When You Were A Little Kid

[Night Fury]

I did some pretty dumb stuffs while I was a little kid. Stuff like touching a burning stove with my bare hands. Attempting to hold a hot pot without gloves, and my favorite, stuffing a marble up my bunghole. I don't know what was going through my head at the time at that point. I later pooped it out into the toilet.

I have no words.

[Quindiana Jones]

I joined a Final Fantasy forum. :laughing:

[Slothy]

I recall shoving a small toy or something up my nose and my mom had to go after it with tweezers. I don't know what on earth got into my head that made me think it was a good idea.

I did the same thing with a button as a child. My mom was going to sew it onto something and had to leave the room for a minute. She had it sitting on the table and and told me not to eat it while she was gone for two seconds. When she came back the button was missing and she asked me where it was. I said something to the effect of "button up my nose" and it was off to the doctor to retrieve it because I'd shoved it so far up.

That'll teach her. Tell me not to eat something?

[I Took the Red Pill]

dude Proto. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the smurf man

I liked to climb trees and then go out onto branches to test their structural stabilities. I ended up with a lot of bruises and fell into many moving bodies of water. I can't believe I never broke any bones doing it.

[Slothy]

I swallowed a handful of change. Quarter, nickel, dime, penny. No idea why.

The fact that you swallowed one of each coin leads me to believe you might have wondered what they tasted like.

That or you figured why bother with a piggy bank when you've got a perfectly good hole you can stuff change in so it'll be there when you need it.

[Jiro]

I smashed my brother's head open with a rock.

I did the same thing while me and my brother were throwing rocks into the sea. I still remember the exact words my Dad said to me...

"This is why you're so bad at cricket. You had the entire Atlantic Ocean to aim for... and you missed."

I at least hit my target. Granted I didn't really notice the size of the rock during our little play war. It just kind of smacked him right smack bang in the centre of his forehead and started pissing out blood. Even though I was five or so, I had the thought: should I kill him and bury him so I don't get in trouble?

[Slothy]

I at least hit my target. Granted I didn't really notice the size of the rock during our little play war. It just kind of smacked him right smack bang in the centre of his forehead and started pissing out blood. Even though I was five or so, I had the thought: should I kill him and bury him so I don't get in trouble?

Note to self, don't turn back on Jiro ever.

[Raistlin]

When I was really little, I took a small water pistol and started shooting the TV. When my mom demanded to know what I was doing after the TV stopped working (it came back on after the screen dried), I responded earnestly with "I was shooting the bad guys!"

[Jowy]

i put coins and playing cards in the NES a lot

[Jinx]

i put coins and playing cards in the NES a lot

Been watching Sephex's video?

[Jowy]

i have no idea what you're talking about, i didn't know sephex when i was four years old!

[Pike]

When I was really little, I took a small water pistol and started shooting the TV. When my mom demanded to know what I was doing after the TV stopped working (it came back on after the screen dried), I responded earnestly with "I was shooting the bad guys!"

"Raistlin" and "adorable" should probably not be in the same sentence but goddamn this is adorable.

[krissy]

the clothes iron was on on the ironing board, and i was playing with lego and decided to see what would happen if i put the lego up to the iron. the lego melted, of course, and i thought wow that's interesting. so i put my finger up to the iron too.

[Shorty]

aww krissy I tried to make grilled cheese with my iron once! My mom tried to iron her shirt the next day and things did not go well.

Wesley, that is freaking adorable.

[Quindiana Jones]

When I was 3, I put a fishing hook through my finger. I found it in the park, so naturally I jammed it in.