Dumb Things You Did When You Were A Little Kid

[Slothy]

I recall shoving a small toy or something up my nose and my mom had to go after it with tweezers. I don't know what on earth got into my head that made me think it was a good idea.

I did the same thing with a button as a child. My mom was going to sew it onto something and had to leave the room for a minute. She had it sitting on the table and and told me not to eat it while she was gone for two seconds. When she came back the button was missing and she asked me where it was. I said something to the effect of "button up my nose" and it was off to the doctor to retrieve it because I'd shoved it so far up.

That'll teach her. Tell me not to eat something?