Create your action movie pantheon. The only rule is you cannot take someone who's actually in the movies.
Mine:
-Liam Neeson
-Harrison Ford
-Sigourney Weaver
-Daniel Craig
-Samuel L. Jackson
-Ken Watanabe
-Jean Reno
There. Beat that.
Create Your Own Expendables!
Create your action movie pantheon. The only rule is you cannot take someone who's actually in the movies.
Mine:
-Liam Neeson
-Harrison Ford
-Sigourney Weaver
-Daniel Craig
-Samuel L. Jackson
-Ken Watanabe
-Jean Reno
There. Beat that.
Liam Neeson
Samuel L
Choi Min-sik
Jackie Chan
Steven Seagal
Vin Diesel
Nicolas Cage
Ryan Reynolds or Seann-William Scott
Djimon Hounsou
Michelle Rodriguez
Vin Diesel
Dwayne Johnson
Angelina Jolie
Liam Neeson would be the main antagonist
van Damme would return as Jean's twin Claude
Michael Madsen
Gary Busey
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Inevitable FF cast
Cid Highwind
Barrett Wallace
Zell Dincht
Shadow (as the loner character of course)
Amarant Coral
Oerba Yun Fang
Balthier
Galenth Dysley as the antagonist
Expendables 2 spoiler
(SPOILER)*stab* His name.... was Zell. *spit*
Iron Man
Thor
Captain America
Hulk
Black Widow
Hawkeye
Nick Fury
lul
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Samuel L Jackson
Dwayne Johnson
Vin Diesel
Liam Neeson
These were the first ones to pop into my head. I liked the cast of the Expendables though, so let's just add these guys.
Angelina Jolie
Zoe Saldana
Milla Jovovich
Eliza Dushku
Penelope Cruz
Rosario Dawson
Chloe Moretz
My all female version
Cage Cage Cage Cage Cage CAGE CAGE CAGE CAGE CAGE!?
All female version:
Angelina Jolie
Milla Jovovich
Selma Blair
Sigourney Weaver
Maggie Q
Lena Headey
Brigitte Nielson
Oh! And I forgot to add Ron Perlman and Thomas Jane to my Expendables list. As much as some may say that Warzone rocked because it "contained 100% less Thomas Jane" (or maybe they were being facetious, I thought Warzone was trying to shove dung slicked with ass-sweat down my throat), I preferred Thomas Jane's performance in the first movie and I thought the movie rocked harder. Warzone had more blood, but it was f-ing stupid.
And before I forget again, Carl Weathers and Mandy Patinkin.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Bruce Willis
Dwayne The Rock Johnson
Sean Connery
Harrison Ford
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Never seen the movies. 7 people, right?
D.J. Qualls
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Rob Schneider
Michael Cera
Tom Wilson
Richard Ayoade
Reginald D. Hunter
mr. fantastic
elongated man
monkey d luffy
stretch armstrong
jake the dog
elastigirl
inspector gadget
RDJ as Iron man
RDJ as Iron man
RDJ as Iron man
RDJ as Iron man
RDJ as Iron man
RDJ as Iron man
RDJ as Iron man
Alternatively:
Jesus
Allah
Satan
Shiva
Buddha
Vishnu
Billy Mays.
Can someone say best story ever?
This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen
Ryan Gosling
Jake Gyllenhaal
Toby Maguire
James McAvoy
Adrien Brody
Shia LeBeouf
Joseph-Gordon Levitt
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Looks like a law firm.Originally Posted by Mercen-X
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