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  1. 10-01-2012, 01:32 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    old age brings erectile dysfunction
    Totally. How are you supposed to get it up when you're surrounded by old people?
    'My oh my, who is that dandy man with his jolly fine hat?' wondered the clouds.
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    I'm 30 and still get ID checked for alcohol (the min age in the UK is 18)

    So uhm, I'll start worrying when they stop doing that!

    I'd be a lot more worried about my complete ineptitude when it comes to the "love" stuff. The only people who want me are online, and the only type of relationship I don't want is online, heh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    old age brings erectile dysfunction
    Totally. How are you supposed to get it up when you're surrounded by old people?
    You got something against old people?

    At least I look young!
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    Not all of you looks young.
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    I think if all the stories we were told about growing old and retiring were true (which it isnt any more in this economy) I wouldnt be as terrified of aging as I am. As it stands i'll gradually get weaker as the younger generation get smarter and soon they'll realise how useless I am and put me in an old folks home. and by old folks home i mean the meat grinder because I assume in 30 years time we'll have to start eating each other, and the older non-workers straining the system will be the first to go!

    As for the passing of time on my appearance Im not really worried
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    I fear the day coming when I'll be lying there dying and looking back on my life like: I haven't done anything. I'm doing an online college but I'm quickly losing interest and when my interest fades, my grades die. I feel quite unaccomplished.
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    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

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    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
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    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke View Post
    I think if all the stories we were told about growing old and retiring were true (which it isnt any more in this economy) I wouldnt be as terrified of aging as I am. As it stands i'll gradually get weaker as the younger generation get smarter and soon they'll realise how useless I am and put me in an old folks home. and by old folks home i mean the meat grinder because I assume in 30 years time we'll have to start eating each other, and the older non-workers straining the system will be the first to go!

    As for the passing of time on my appearance Im not really worried
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    old age brings erectile dysfunction
    Totally. How are you supposed to get it up when you're surrounded by old people?
    You got something against old people?

    At least I look young!
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    Ugh, I KNOW RIGHT!?!? Last year I was 14 and then I turned 15 and I was like OMGWTFBBQS???? I'M OLD NOW T________________T
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