Things that remind you of EoFFers.

[Shorty]

Every time I see a couple arguing in public, I think of Shorty wearing a low-cut shirt, and Rantz tossing miniature strawberries at her trying to get them stuck in her cleavage.

Surprisingly accurate.

and every time I see Shorty in chat I get the strange desire to punch myself in the face repeatedly.

The feeling is mutual, sweetheart. I want to punch you in the face, too.