Originally Posted by
Mercen-X
I know for a fact that people are quite usually retarded but humanity's level of retardation is ratcheted up to ridiculous in pretty much every z-flick. I mean, this for the most part is because most of those movies involved the slow moving, more easily-managed zombies that still somehow managed to almost wipe out humanity because "omg, here it comes! it will be here eventually and all I've got are these fifteen shotguns and crapload of ammunition. How will I ever survive?" cue character death.
The second reason is that there is usually absolutely no story. Just a bunch of carnage. Critics like to complain that action movies have little-to-no or very ridiculous stories while offering big dumb action-filled fun. Z-flicks on the other hand, without story, are no fun. Unless you're some f-ing retard who's just as easily entertained stomping on an ant hill and watching the insects scatter because that is what encompasses the f-ing vast majority of z-flicks. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with watching ants when they're taking on other insects for the sake of food or territory or when they're building a home. But if they're just scrambling around at random and you find this entertaining, you've truly nothing worthwhile to live for have you?
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