The beautiful result of Shorty's inevitable mating with a squid.
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I dunno, I think this morpher is biased towards human pairings.
The beautiful result of Shorty's inevitable mating with a squid.
Baby-of-polkadots-jpg-and-squid3-jpg.jpeg
I dunno, I think this morpher is biased towards human pairings.
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, the beautiful daughter of NCG and Tifa's Boobs:
Last edited by Jinx; 06-27-2023 at 12:44 AM.
Originally Posted by Fynn
...Steve?Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, the beautiful daughter of NCG and Tifa's Boobs:
It has a smurfing beard....Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, the beautiful daughter of NCG and Tifa's Boobs:
I was disappointed with this result, so here's a better one.
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those EYES hahahhahhahhahahhahahhahahaaaaaaa
my retard baby with quin
Last edited by Jinx; 06-27-2023 at 12:44 AM.
She gets it from her mother.
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My lovechild with Jiro. Looks like Legolas.
can't tell if i procreated with shorty or jason gordon levitt
Last edited by Jinx; 06-27-2023 at 12:44 AM.
Hey, someone make the baby of Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel. We may as well figure out what it'd look like, since they never will.
Most of these pics are blocked at work, but the ones I have seen had made me laugh so far.
My baby with Locky:
Reminds me of someone. Hm.........
oh
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My ex and I did this trick over at Chuck E Cheese. (odd place for the machine imo, frankly)
The resultant pick seemed to have a layer of facial hair because I wasn't clean shaven at the time so I didn't really like it. But my ex said she wanted that kid. My parents also used the machine. The result? "What the hell is that?" I'm lucky that I didn't come out that ugly.
For play, my parents each decided to see what we'd make. God's word that my dad and I would produce the ugliest retarded German baby the world has ever seen. Disturbingly, on the other hand, my mother and I would produce a beautiful bouncing Asian kid. Needless to say, having used that machine with my parents, I no longer have any boundaries regarding the device. I would use it see what offspring I would produce with a stickbug. But that didn't occur to me at the time.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
god damnit babeI was disappointed with this result, so here's a better one.
sarahsquid.jpg
I think you done did it with JGL on that one, TB
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