I have a Twitter somewhere on the internet. Don't use it ever though. This thread almost made me consider digging it out and using it more, but nah.
It's better that you don't imho
now safe beneath their wisdom, and their feet;
here i will teach you truly how, to sleep.
Mine! Yes, I tweet a lot.
I can think of only a handful of EoFFers who would be interested at all in my tweets, which mostly consist of the things I eat, TV shows like Downton Abbey and Vampire Diaries, and lots and lots of stuff about weddings. Eoffers aren't exactly my target demographic.