Ninja vs Samurai

[Jiro]

This is the hardest question I've ever encountered.

[Denmark]

you've dodged it quite expertly

[Jiro]

I need to go away and do some research.

[Psychotic]

Ninjas are little pussy bitches who are too chickentrout to get into an open fight because they know they'd lose. When I played Tenchu and Assassin's Creed I marched around openly getting into fights with everyone because I have honour. That or low patience. Where's the fun in hiding behind a wall for 5 minutes while you wait for a guy to leave when you can stroll up to him and duel him to the death?

[Pike]

Samurai for life

Have you guys SEEN The Seven Samurai?

Yeah

[Mirage]

Samurai, man.

[Quindiana Jones]

I would say samurai, but I don't want to be associated with Tom Cruise, so ninja.

[Bubba]

Definitely a ninja. That way I can creep up to someone and shout "ORANGES!" extremely loud in their ear.

[Slothy]

following FFT rules a ninja would totes win

draw out is smurfing worthless

I'm sorry Ninja, you want to whack me with your dual swords? *blade grasp*

[Clo]

you are all wrong

Yeah, well, what's your argument?

[Raistlin]

following FFT rules a ninja would totes win

draw out is smurfing worthless

Samurais aren't worthless, but FFT ninjas are definitely way better.

Ninjas all the way. Fast, sneaky, and you're dead before you know what happened. Just like how I have sex.

[Citizen Bleys]

Samurai all the way.

I'm 5/5 on Tachi: Shoha and have STR merits. All I have to do is swap to Quint Spear to wipe out a NIN's shadows, switch back to a GK, Meditate, and I can one-shot a ninja.

Also, Meikyo Shisui > Mijin Gakure.

[Clo]

Ninjas seem to have better movies. Or do samurais have better movies?

All I can think of the Last Samurai, and yeah.

[Rantz]

Ninjas have better moves, but samurai have better movies.

I choose dinosaur.

[Shorty]

You can't pick dinosaur, babe