Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
Now is a good time to fall back on my mormon prudishness.

No one has seen my boobs.
This is a crime against nature. Show them to me! If you can trust anyone with that knowledge, it is I.

Plus, it's not like it would be news to me. I've seen mad titties. I may be a connoisseur. If anything, I will verify for you that they are indeed fantastic.

UNLESS THEY'RE MISSHAPEN. In which case, painful honesty will be painful.