Arr! Booty!

[Iceglow]

I personally think that all these girls saying they've got great asses need to post pictures and prove it!

You have not at any point proved to me that you are deserving of any of us bothering to prove anything to you.

I'm not the one sitting there claiming my ass is fantastic, the onus of evidence is not on me to support that claim it's on you. Though really, whilst some guys would go with subtle approaches and trying the "If I beat around the bush enough eventually I might get some" routine I'm far more likely to be open, direct and honest bout things from the get go.