Arr! Booty!

[Clo]

Argh, my name is Steve, and I like to over-explain myself until people stop reading my posts!

[Iceglow]

Only attractive men are allowed to be jokingly (read: seriously) perverted, otherwise it's just weird.

See above.

Then you should never be allowed to talk what with your big old jew-fro

[Bunny]

Argh, my name is Steve, and I like to over-explain myself until people stop reading my posts!

People still attempt to read them?

[Quindiana Jones]

I just assume it'll be one of the three things he always talks about: working on the busiest high street in London for hours and hours and hours; shagging all the foreign birds; and how much in love with him Paul is.

[Shorty]

Do whales have asses?

[Agent Proto]

Whales named Sarah do! I also like a good ass. I can easily oogle over a nice booty without getting the eye from the lady.

[Psychotic]

I mean I can't manage a "distance" relationship across a distance of less than 100 miles.

how much in love with him Paul is.

Coincidentally, I live 97 miles away from Steve.

also smurf yes love me some curves

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Oh my I love butt.

A girl with a good booty is fantastic. Put that booty up on some four inch heels and I will drool like big drooling dog.

I also like guys with a nice and firm squeezable butt. Mmmm.

[Raistlin]

Why is the penis thread the only body part thread that was closed? Discrimination!

I also llove asses. True story: Lynx (Madonna) once gave me a lapdance.

[Jiro]

People compliment me on my firm and toned buttocks regularly.

[Quindiana Jones]

Gotta love a pair of nice, firm buttocks.

[Araciel]

dat ass

ass>boobs

I'm not gonna go into counting the ways...

[Tigmafuzz]

People compliment me on my firm and toned buttocks regularly.

>.>'