Handwriting? Please, I print mother smurfers.

And by print I mean my printing has taken on some bastardized form where it's not really printing because I don't lift my pen/pencil, but it's not really handwriting because it doesn't use those silly fancy letters they taught us in elementary school. Despite being sloppy as hell though, it is completely legible if you aren't someone with even worse handwriting that hasn't seen a properly formed letter in a decade or two.