Q. How is Lockharted like Hitler?
Answer She kills people with her Gas Chambers.
What jokes do you have about EoFFers?
Q. How is Lockharted like Hitler?
Answer She kills people with her Gas Chambers.
What jokes do you have about EoFFers?
So, Steve's chatting up this beautiful girl in a bar, right?
...
That's Harle-y funny. Do you expect to Quin something?
Fine. Here's a limerick.
There once was a chick named Pike
Who really sought to delight
In the splendor of gaming
With he who was flaming
Yet it ended in a big fight
ahaha, I love that limerick xD
Tifa's Boobs and Lockhearted are walking through a forest when they happen across a set of tracks!
"These are wolf tracks" Cautioned Tifa's Boobs.
"No, these are just deer tracks. There's nothing to worry about." Corrected Lockhearted.
"No, they're definitely wolf tracks!" retorted Tifa's Boobs, defiantly.
"No, they are simply deer tracks!" argues an increasingly indignant Lockhearted.
And like so, they argue back and forth for almost an hour.
Until they're both run down by a train.
Jiro and blackmage_nuke walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "Hey, you're Jiro, ain't ya! Last time you were here you asked my wife to blow your long Australian horn!"
blackmage_nuke thinks to himself: "What didjirodo!?"
Well, at least he didn't say it aloud.
What's the biggest joke on this site? (SPOILER)My dick.
Get it? Because it's big!!!
Mullet is Gordon Freeman???