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    Is it common to be troutting during labour?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Criminally Vulgar View Post
    Is it common to be troutting during labour?
    Yes. Because you're pushing with the same muscles as when you take a poo.


    They never show that in movies, eh?
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Not the ones I watch. I'm sure it's a different story for some of you.

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    You're not guaranteed to trout yourself, but nobody would be surprised if you did.

    Well, not you personally, CV. If you trout yourself while your wife/girlfriend/hobo is giving birth, most people would find that weird.

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    one rule for one, one rule for another. I'll do what I bloody well want, thank you.

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    I don't get why you all find suspension so disturbing. It's just different, that's all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeldy View Post
    I don't get why you all find suspension so disturbing. It's just different, that's all.
    It's weird.

    But the disturbing factor came less from the suspension itself, and more from the fact my (ex)stepmom was doing it.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeldy View Post
    I don't get why you all find suspension so disturbing. It's just different, that's all.
    Because it looks damn painful and typically that's something that's avoided. There's a heavy squick factor involved in intentionally piercing large pieces of flesh to pull on them.


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    I learned about Honey Boo Boo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    I learned about Honey Boo Boo.
    You poor, poor girl...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Zeldy View Post
    I don't get why you all find suspension so disturbing. It's just different, that's all.
    It's weird.

    But the disturbing factor came less from the suspension itself, and more from the fact my (ex)stepmom was doing it.
    It's only weird because it's different though! but yeah that aspect is really surreal, I'll give you that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeldy View Post
    I don't get why you all find suspension so disturbing. It's just different, that's all.
    Because it looks damn painful and typically that's something that's avoided. There's a heavy squick factor involved in intentionally piercing large pieces of flesh to pull on them.
    Again, it's simply just due to it being different. I'm currently studying desire and fetishism (people always eyebrow raise me when I tell them what I study..), unfortunately the 'heavy squirk factor' doesn't work as an answer, I wish it did!

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    Zeldy, let's talk

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    I hear Jiro learnt some disturbing facts about babies yesterday.
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    Oh god relapsing why did you do that to me

    Kent is pretty much the absolute smurfing worst person at EoFF period
    I will probably regret this, but now I am curious.
    ........... Yes... Do tell.
    WildRaubtier> guys vaginas are gross
    WildRaubtier> the only ones i've seen recently have been full of poo
    Jiro> I don't even
    Jiro> want to
    Jiro> know that
    Jiro> kent
    Jiro> what the hell man
    Jiro> I should kick you
    Jiro> but you'd only return
    Jiro> with more gross stuff
    WildRaubtier> you have to peel back the labia just to clean it out
    Jiro> what the smurf dude
    WildRaubtier> oh there's worse still
    Jiro> I don't think we need to know this
    WildRaubtier> do you want to hear it anyway
    Lone> no.
    Jiro> not really
    Jiro> no
    Jiro> I think
    Jiro> we can manage
    Jiro> without this information
    Jiro> just fine
    Jiro> if I ever get curious
    Jiro> I'll come and ask it
    Jiro> but otherwise
    Jiro> it'll be okay man
    Jiro> you just
    WildRaubtier> ok
    Jiro> you just take care of business
    Jiro> and we'll be here
    Jiro> just fine
    Jiro> without knowing
    WildRaubtier> just ask what's worse then having to clean poop out of vaginas
    WildRaubtier> when you're ready

    Rantzien> what's worse than having to clean poop out of vaginas?
    milliegoesbeep> ...
    WildRaubtier> I'm glad you asked pontus
    milliegoesbeep> Ew
    WildRaubtier> the worst part is all the white muck you see in there while doing it
    WildRaubtier> which, the midwie assures me, is exactly what I think it is

    Rantzien> what is it!?
    Rantzien> what is the white stuff
    Lone> fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

    Rantzien> I gotta know man

    WildRaubtier> I'm glad you asked that too pontus
    Jiro> oh god
    Jiro> no
    * Jiro dies
    WildRaubtier> it's cum, or something close to it
    Rantzien> Oh, that's weird
    WildRaubtier> the midwife happily pointed out that she's getting off on her mother's hormones
    Rantzien> lol
    Rantzien> that's actually kind of hilarious

    * Phil|Mobile (~philmobil@eyesonff-546A89C1.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #eoff
    WildRaubtier> I ought repeat that for Phil's sake
    Jiro> please spare him
    Jiro> please
    Jiro> he's seen her
    Jiro> he's touched her
    Jiro> he doesn't need to view her like that
    Rantzien> He even grabbed her area

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    "Jesus Christ, what the smurfing smurf?" definitely applies to that...

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    That's your birthday present from Kent! :3

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